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Zombie love
"I'm torn between undead love and living life!"
13.12.2007

Over my undead body - Girlfriend is a zombie

Dear Aunties,

My two greatest fears in life are losing my long-term girlfriend and being turned into a Zombie. Therefore I've always been careful to show understanding to my partner, and avoided situations in which I might get infected by a zombie.

The problem is that my girlfriend has recently been bitten and become a member of the undead. I can't help but feel that her being a zombie and me not has put a considerable emotional distance between us, which has put a great strain on our relationship.

I'm tempted to just ignore my zombie fear, let myself be bitten and join her, hoping that this will bring us back together. However, there's always the risk that the distance between us will remain no matter what I do.

Can the damage to our relationship be undone by being undead?

Ted (28)
15.12.2007
Dear Ted,

Don't panic! There are many happy mixed-life couples. Perhaps your fear comes from a lack of understanding. Try talking to some of your girlfriend's undead colleagues - but don't get too close. You and your girlfriend should also work at compromising with each other. If you have spaghetti bolognese one night, perhaps you could have brains the next.

15.12.2007
Dear Ted,

The undead can be uncommunicative, aggressive and incapable of showing affection. Have you considered the more plausible explanation, that your "girlfriend" has been turned into a man?

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