I'm in love with myself

I've been having an affair behind my husband's back - with myself!

I just can't help it. I'm younger, fitter and softer than my man. I never meant for any of this to happen but whenever I'm alone with myself, things just start to happen.

And it's not just about sex, I sometimes take myself out to dinner, and to the cinema. I love my own company so much that I crave time alone, sometimes over time with my bloke.

Obviously there is a taboo surrounding sex with family members, does that include myself? I'm a girl, so if I have sex with myself does that make me a homosexual?