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"Do you know this man?"

05.10.2008

Don't forget to water my tomatoes

Dear Aunties,

I am psychic. Attached is a sketch of a man who wants to get this message to his widow: "Don't forget to water my tomatoes."

If any of your readers recognise him, can they please pass on the message?

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Christianna (62), Yorkshire, UK

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