My best friend is going out with a cannibal. I know this because I've seen her nibble on a child and throw its remains into a bone pit beneath their house.
I've tried to accept his decision but I just can't. However if I tell him, he might hate me but if I don't, he might get smothered in tomato ketchup and gobbled for breakfast.
What does the bible suggest I should do?
I don't know about the bible but I think you should definitely tell him. He will immediately dump her and then thank you for pointing out the error of his ways. That is always exactly what happens when you try and interfere in your friends' dating matters.
Alternatively you could smother him in marmite. It tastes revolting.
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