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"Can I trade good sex for eternal life?"

14.10.2008

Toasting to eternal life

Dear Aunties,

If failing to make eye contact when toasting gets you seven years of bad sex, can you get yourself eternal life by repeatedly screwing up toasts?

Are there any draw backs to eternal life? Are there any advantages to bad sex?

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Kyle (24), Tipperary, Ireland

23.10.2008

Dear Kyle,

I'm afraid sentences can be served concurrently. There's no theoretical limit to how bad sex can get.

from Professor Tommy

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