You could accidentally splash hot cooking oil onto your belly in the shape of a female symbol, permanently discolouring the skin like a tattoo, and then you'll be forever mistaken for a lesbian.
Do you really want to risk THAT?
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15.10.2008
Walking around in my knickers
Dear Aunties,
If I walk around my apartment in my knickers, what's the worst that can happen?
Ginny (27), Oxford, UK
18.11.2008
Dear Ginny,
You may also run the risk of an alien jumping out of the kitchen sink into your belly button. And you don't want to become a pod person, do you?
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