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01.11.2008

My girlfiend is trying to kill me

Dear Aunties,

Last night my girlfriend Siobhan hid coins in my mashed potato and when that didn't choke me, slipped a ring into my Barnbrack Cake.

We've had a few arguments over doing the washing up recently. Do you think that warrants trying to kill me in such a horrid way?

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Nick (20), London, UK
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