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02.11.2008

What causes lesbianism? Can it be fixed?

Dear Aunties,

Why is my daughter a lesbian? What causes it? Is it because I didn't force her to finish her greens or did I breast feed her for too long?

When she was seven a man accidentally shut her finger in his car door and she needed stitches. Is this why she doesn't want to get close to men?

I let her wear jeans to church when she was 13. Do you think that corrupted her sexuality? Should I have been less lenient?

She is now 24 and about to embark on a civil partnership. What, if anything, can I do to fix the damage I've done to my little daughter, before it's too late?

Alison (44), Hampshire, UK
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