Early last year I was involved in an unfortunate lawn mower accident and lost both of my feet. Fortunately "Wheels for freaks" presented me with a suped up wheel chair but in September, I trapped my left hand in the workings and had to have it amputated. Last week my right hand got trapped in a sandwich toaster. Is my life as good as over?
Do not fret! As long as your ass is intact you won't bum out! "Loaded" magazine are running a competition called "Assess my ass!" Simply upload a photo of your botty and you could win a photoshoot! Plus, lots of slimy men will rate your posterior out of 10.
So what if your disabilities are making you miserable? As long as there's something for men to perve over, your existence is worth while!
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