Well you're certainly living in the right place. If Morse and other famous writings have taught us anything, it's that Oxford is full of crime and there are plenty of murder victims' bodies just waiting to be discovered.

Colleges and libraries are a lot more likely to be beds of corruption than less picturesque locations such as Blackbird Leys and the more pretentious a person, the more likely they are to be surrounded by scandal, so hang out with some distinguished academics.

You would greatly increase your chances of finding a corpse if you got yourself a dog and started walking it in overgrown areas.

It might be hard to top a dead vicar but murder cases in Oxford usually involve 2-3 deaths, so you may well be able to find more than one body. That should be enough to impress any girl. My psychic senses tell me this plan will go down well.