Showing problems sent during July 2008
Two women plotting
"Have sisters made a pact to deceive me?"
16.07.2008

Which sister's the mum?

Dear Aunties,

I don't know which of two women is my child's biological mother.

Last summer I had a brief holiday romance with a girl called Rose and on the last night I got horribly drunk and accidentally slept with her sister, Holly.

I didn't hear from either of them for a year and then out of the blue, Holly called me and told me that she'd given birth to my child. I immediately went to Manchester to see them.

The thing is, I'm starting to suspect that the baby is Rose's. I found out that she has been in a serious relationship for three years and plans to go to university in September, whereas Holly is going nowhere and desperately wants a family and a man in her life.

What do you think I should do?

Will (19), Birmingham, UK
04.08.2008
Dear Will,

Get to the States immediately. The USA is home to a number of leading experts in finding out who's your baby's daddy (see, for example, Maury Povich), so I'm sure they could find your baby's mama as well. And if it doesn't work out, you could move to Utah and be a Mormon and all live happily ever after.

Answered Problems
11.04.2009

Marital Squabbles - Will he come back to me?

- Lynn (42), Edinburgh
13.01.2009

A-Level Nightmares

- James (18), Coventry, UK
23.09.2008

Armless

- A Nonny Mouse
23.09.2008

Dead Keen - How to find a dead body

- Nigel, Oxford
04.08.2008

Add God as Friend - Modern Prayer

- Abi (23), London
03.08.2008

Intersex Friendships

- Guy
03.08.2008

Back to basics - Mortifying problem

- Blazer Ghough (33), Youthamptin
03.08.2008

Formal complaint - Poetic Pergotry

- Jessop Frydge (12), Blimming Lambury
01.08.2008

Party pees

- Leviathana B'nana (45), Great Scottsburgh
31.07.2008

Marshmonster - What is that creature?

- Phalice Cupcake (25), Bulging
26.07.2008

Shyness

- SC (28), Oxford, UK
11.07.2008

Paranoia, I'm sure - Is hubbie cheating?

- Mavis, The Cotswolds
Unanswered Problems
14.07.2008

I think I'm It

- Robin (32), Surrey
14.07.2008

Coming Out to Mum

- Lucy (17), Berkshire
Recent Activity (...)
Peppersalt commented on Can I sell my leg hair?
Peppersalt commented on How to stop customers leaving Vordafone
Peppersalt commented on Parents won't let me go to Prague
john coolie says commented on Should I cut off my penis?
Jayne Fott replied to My boyfriend honks my boobs
Psychic Psindy replied to Can I sell my leg?
Vatasha Rupert replied to Will hubbie die if I don't pluck hairline?
Psychic Psindy replied to How to avoid falling for boyfriend's mates

Agony Aunties
Auntie Kaitlin
American to the core
27 responses
Vatasha Rupert
Trendy and bendy
24 responses
Mrs Ginger
Just wants what's best
22 responses
Jayne Fott
Psychologist
21 responses
Brad the Lad
Charm is his middle name
20 responses
Professor Tommy
Practical & sympathetic
18 responses
Psychic Psindy
Mystical
17 responses
Uncle Luke
Talents yet to be unfolded
13 responses
Auntie Richbob
Retired
7 responses
Judge Gaw
Budding lawyer
4 responses
Dr Alice
Trainee medical student
2 responses

Models
Louise Anderson-Clemence
First rate model
Model with digitally removed breasts
Unnamed
Model with digitally removed breasts
With thanks to Tony Culshaw for some of the photos.

Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional Valid CSS!

[Valid RSS]


agony aunt , paternity , problem page , biological mother , question , kids , satire , advice , parody , dilemma , maternity , university , baby , holiday romance , spoof , child