Showing problems sent during August 2008
The door of doom
"Is my dream girl ready to meet my nightmare family?"
05.08.2008

Ashamed of my own family

Dear Aunties,

For three months I've been dating a lovely girl and everything is going just swishingly apart from the fact that she hasn't met my family yet.

My older brother is a lawyer, my sister is a model and my younger brother is a business man of sorts.

Three years ago my parents found out that my sister had starred in a hardcore porno movie and it broke their hearts. Three months later my younger brother was imprisoned for drug dealing. This lead to my father having a nervous breakdown and he was arrested for indecent exposure and then sectioned. My mum took up armed robbery to make ends meet and likes to brag about how she saved the family from bankruptcy.

I want to be open and honest with my new girlfriend but how can I tell her that my big brother is a lawyer?

Gerald (24), Glasgow
13.01.2009
Dear Gerald,

It sounds to me as though your sister is the real star of the show here. I could probably give you more focussed advice if I had a copy of the movie. You know sometimes readers send us gifts...

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