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10.08.2008

Telling Porkies - Love or glory?

Dear Aunties,

There are only two things that are important to me in this world: my girlfriend Phoebe and biggest eater competitions.

I recently came top in my regional pork pie eating contest and have secured a place in the nationals. However I told Phoebe, who is Jewish, that I had stopped eating pork, and I have done, apart from contests and training.

Will I have to choose between my two great passions? What would you do in my situation?

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Nick (20), Lincolnshire, UK
11.08.2008
Dear Nick,

It seems to me you have two separate challenges: the first is to train yourself up in readiness for the national contest; the second is to stop Phoebe worrying about how kosher you are.

My recommendation is to eat Phoebe, thus killing two birds with one stone.

from Professor Tommy
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