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21.08.2008

Ogliterate - Gary Glitter Awareness Campaign

Dear Aunties,

Where can I get myself a Gary Glitter tracker? I don't have kids, I don't know any kids, but I won't feel I am protecting this nation's children unless I can pin point the exact location of the convicted peadophile / former pop star.

Can I get any stickers and leaflets to distribute around my neighbourhood? How about whistles that go 'Pead Pead'? I really am scared.

Marge (59), Orkney Isles
13.01.2009
Dear Marge,

Have you ever considered that Gary Glitter is not the only paedophile on the planet and that your interest in his whereabouts is bordering on an obsession?

I mean photos of his every movement are all very nice but how about seeking out some factual articles providing advice that will actually help real people to combat child abuse in society as a whole?

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