"Where can I find sordid lesbian meeting places?"

Seedy ways for lesbians to meat

I'm a young lesbian but I hate gay bars, pride marches and anything covered in rainbows. I'm much more partial to covert celebrations of sexuality such as cottaging and female acapella groups.

What opportunities are there for me to meet lesbians whilst maintaining an element of shame and huggermuggery? If 'ginger' is cockney rhyming slang for 'queer', should I rush to Wolverhampton for Gingerfest? Where else can I find pockets of lesbian activity?