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I want face confidence!

Are there any good men out there?

Gimmie man!

"How do I get the fame I deserve?"

"Cyberhunk or my best mate?"

"Is our friendship real?"

"Killing is wrong - but how do I tell him?"

"The knowledge blinds me!"

"I did it for the money!"

"I want to avoid infection!"

"I only want one."

I mustn't destroy the world with my efficiency!

How can I bunk off without getting caught?

I just need a tougher life!

"I should master that beach!"

"We're growing apart!"

"Will he hurt me?"

"Will I always fall for unavailables?"

"We're groing apart!"

Have I uncovered an untapped resource?

"Could I end up all blue?"

Assisted Suicide

"He's just shocking!"

"I'm in awe of her greatness!"

"It shocked me at first!"

"I only ate the older ones."

"How do I shag with my singing groin?"

"It's tough work but someone's gotta do it!"

"I don't like it when she bites strangers."

"Does hubbie wish I was white?"

"What can I do about terrified daughter?"

"I can't stand them homos!"

"I woke up and was bald down there!"

"My daughter kisses other woman!"

Some people have real problems

"We have been rowing lately..."

"The sex just got worse and worse!"

"Why am I stinky?"

"Will jilted wife win afterall?"

"I showed her!"

"Can I trade good sex for eternal life?"

"Will evil girlfriend eat my best mate?"

"She kisses other women!"

"Doesn't she know who's boss?"

"I found his porn - and it was baad!"

"Do you know this man?"

"I caught him in the act!"

"I want Tory children!"

"My love is true."

"I want to answer problems!"

"What is best for humankind?"

"I resist my vampire urges!"

"I want to be a virgin again!"

"Why aren't they ginger?"

"I'm a lezzer!"

"Why am I cheating on the women of my dreams?"

"How could I have been so evil?"

"Do I hear ticking?"

"I couldn't resist!"

"Pork chops or fish 'n' chops?"

"I'm lying to the woman I love."

"I was scared as he kidnapped me."

"We were overcome with passion."

"Will I ever meet the one?"

"I want to be reunited with my wife."

"I want her to leave me!"

"I have a fishy secret."

"My girlfriend is always surrounded by pussy."

"My boyfriend doesn't satisfy me."

"I started having homicidal tendencies."

"Have things become awkward?"

"Lesbians want me!"

"I just can't stop writing!"

"You are potty-mouthed snoozlebangers!"

"My idol."

"I'm a macho hetero."

"I must throw my baby girl the perfect party."

"Will I meet my perfect man?"

"I just don't understand violent title!"

"Where can I find sordid lesbian meeting places?"

"I have problems finishing..."

"I must protect my wife!"

"Will we ever see eye to eye again?"

"I can't find the words..."

Tortured by a youth of today

"Terrible chicken phobia terrifies me!"

"I'm doing my own head in!"

"Could my tom cat be gay?"

Subjected to hideous psychological torture

"Which hair colour to improve my brain?"

"All I can think of is eating insects!"

"My fiance doesn't know the truth!"

"Will facebook flirtation turn to real life cheating?"

"Harassed by my psycho ex"

"Did my girlfriend enjoy lezza kiss?"

Pure unadulterated evil

"I'm embarrassed about people seeing my cock once I'm dead."

Is reader haunted by this auntie's ghost?

"Should I keep lying to my woman?"

"What is missing in our relationship?"

"How can I give bollocks news to my wife?"

"Could red hot sex kill me?"

"Can I grow new hubby from old one's ear?"

"Is my dream girl ready to meet my nightmare family?"

Threatened by horrific hereditary disease.

"She tricks him into being happy."

"Have I seen a water alien?"

Social life destroyed
by embarrassing problem.

"Due to my problem Even captions take ages For me to prepare."

"How can I pees people?"

"Tortured by recurring dreams."

"When will I get my hubby back?"

"Does my cross-gender friendship have a future?"

"Could anyone love an armless freak?"

"Have sisters made a pact to deceive me?"

"Worried sick about my shy friend."

"I'm such a clever feminist."

"Is Mum ready to hear the truth about my muff munching?"

"Will I find God on google or should I ask Jeeves?"

"Will I find a dead body in the undergrowth?"

"When should I tell girlf about my criminal past?"

"Is hussy leading hubby astray?"

Is his nose in a ghost?

"I got too much Christmas booty!"

"Help me overcome my loneliness."

"Driven crazy by my own curiosity!"

"What do I do about bird flu?"

Ignored by the police!

"I'm torn between undead love and living life!"

"Humiliation looms!"

"Is my dead wife too fresh for me to begin dating again?"

With thanks to Tony Culshaw for some of the photos.

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