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"Will I always fall for unavailables?"
06.01.2009

I only fancy married men

Dear Aunties,

I only fancy married men. Short ones, tall ones, fat ones, thin ones - as long as there's a ring on his finger, or at least a mark where he's quickly whipped one off, I'll want him.

This is becoming a real problem for me. I mean 95% of the guys I go for are up for a shag, which I'm happy to cash in on, but the long term potential is dire.

Am I destined to be alone forever, or will my luck change?

Rita (34), Kent, UK
P.S. Does Uncle Tommy have a wife?
07.01.2009
Dear Rita,

Get married. Then you'll have a married man all of your very own.

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