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"I should master that beach!"
13.01.2009

People sit on the beach where I walk my dog

Dear Aunties,

I am a dog owner who is forced to walk her dog in country parks and forests during the summer due to selfish people wanting to have fun in my preferred dog walking location, the beach. I console myself with the knowledge that when October comes I can once again let Precious run free on the beach.

However, when I took Precious to Gyllyngvase Beach in Falmouth last weekend, a member of the public was sitting on the beach! I mean sitting!

Well, let me tell you, she was not happy when Precious, fresh out of the sea, jumped all over her. The lady totally over reacted and told me I should control my dog. Fancy that?

What can I do to get people without dogs to keep off the beach during the winter? They are spoiling it for the rightful king of the beaches, me! (and my dog.)

Anonymous (57), Cornwall, UK
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