The last member of a dying alien species impregnated me before his final breath. I have every reason to believe that the half-alien child I am carrying will eat every living human for breakfast, bringing an end to our race.
Should I have an abortion?
Well, apparently Palin could well be President of the US in the next year or three. Therefore, obviously, your choices are:
1) have the baby, no questions asked
2) cause an international scandal by being the pregnant, unmarried kid of... someone
3) pretend to have mono for four months (allegedly)
Will you call it Uncle Luke?
Was the father hot? How did this even happen?
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