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Two women plotting
"Have sisters made a pact to deceive me?"
16.07.2008

Which sister's the mum?

Dear Aunties,

I don't know which of two women is my child's biological mother.

Last summer I had a brief holiday romance with a girl called Rose and on the last night I got horribly drunk and accidentally slept with her sister, Holly.

I didn't hear from either of them for a year and then out of the blue, Holly called me and told me that she'd given birth to my child. I immediately went to Manchester to see them.

The thing is, I'm starting to suspect that the baby is Rose's. I found out that she has been in a serious relationship for three years and plans to go to university in September, whereas Holly is going nowhere and desperately wants a family and a man in her life.

What do you think I should do?

Will (19), Birmingham, UK
04.08.2008
Dear Will,

Get to the States immediately. The USA is home to a number of leading experts in finding out who's your baby's daddy (see, for example, Maury Povich), so I'm sure they could find your baby's mama as well. And if it doesn't work out, you could move to Utah and be a Mormon and all live happily ever after.

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