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I want face confidence!
I want to get a nose job to please my man
Dear Aunties,
My friend Amy wore a dress that her boyfriend chose for her and it looked beautiful. He said she looks lovely in yellow.
My boyfriend said something similar - he said I'd look lovely with a nose job. I really want to keep the romance going so can you tell me where I can get a new nose?
Angel (21), Berkshire, UK
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Follow blackbirds. They're well known for pecking off the noses of pretty maids who are hanging out the washing, so any one of them should have quite a nice stock. Good luck!