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02.11.2008

I'm in love with a sim

Dear Aunties,

I've fallen in love with a sim from the Maxis computer game, The Sims 2.

He is called "Raymond Ridgebuilder" and I created him myself using Body Shop. He's a little over-weight and likes to set fire to his kitchen, but I love him anyway.

I didn't realise I had feelings for him until he had an affair with another sim, Doris Dodgeball. I was so jealous that I had to drown her by commanding her to dive into the swimming pool and then deleting the steps.

I spend hours a day just watching Raymond eat pizza and kick pink flamingo garden ornaments, all the time wishing I could make woohoo with him.

Do you know any cheat codes to bring Raymond out of the game and into my bed?

Petunia Whistlecunt (37), Westmorland, UK
14.01.2009
Dear Petunia Whistlecunt,

The problem to me, seems not to be "How do we get Raymond out of the game?" but "How do we get you INTO the game?"

It's been a long time since I've heard from anybody quite as sad as you, and I write for this sorry site.

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