I have a dream! I dream of a time when kids can marry their own father, or a goat! I want to take my views into schools and raise the next generation to be homosexuals. I want to burn churches and deliberately stop Christian Aid workers from sending rescue packs to people in need.
Yes, I have a dream! How can I make it come true?
Legalising gay marriage is a prerequisite for incest, bestiality and the dissolution of the church.
However you are a little late. Last week a ballot, Proposition 8, took place and allowed Californians the chance to vote against a ban on gay marriage. Unfortunately for you the ban was passed and goats will have to wait even longer before their time comes.
You could try setting fire to some Christians, they are the only people who stand between morality and corruption.
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