I've been asked to create a collection of sculptures and portraits to promote the 2012 Olympics. The promoters asked me to "Really sell Britain."

So far my statue of Rosemary West made...

My piano teacher drew me toward his large instrument, pulled down my panties and thrust himself inside me. We made music together and then when it was over we lay on the floor panting, trying...

I am a very straight man and have never had a homosexual feeling in my life. I lift weights and chug pints. I'm so hetero that gay men weep and women faint with anticipation.

Just out of...