It's too bad you're not in the States. We have quite a few prisons, mostly inhabited by white-collar criminals, that are so posh that criminals and drug addicts actually break *in* to them. If you can get into a place like that (I hear HMP Hewell Grange is pretty nice), then why not tell her right away? She might even want to get convicted for something as well, so she can join you on a government-funded vacation.