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Serial Killer Art

I've been asked to create a collection of sculptures and portraits to promote the 2012 Olympics. The promoters asked me to "Really sell Britain."

So far my statue of Rosemary West made...

Harv, London
Answered by Mrs Ginger

Ogliterate - Gary Glitter Awareness Campaign

Where can I get myself a Gary Glitter tracker? I don't have kids, I don't know any kids, but I won't feel I am protecting this nation's children unless I can pin point the exact location of the...

Marge (59), Orkney Isles
Answered by Jayne Fott

I want my breast milk made into ice cream

I read in The Independent that animal rights group, Peta, are urging Ben and Jerry's to make their ice cream from human breast milk instead of dairy, believing it is cruel to forcefully...

Gemma (23), Berwickshire, UK

Going It Aclone

Wife inspects husband's ear thumbnail

My husband is dying of cancer. If I keep his ear will scientists be able to clone me a new Alfie like they did with Mrs McKinney's dog?

June (57), Dorset, UK

Which four wives do I keep?

The courts have ordered me to divorce all but four of my wives. How do I choose which ones to keep and how do I tell the 82 runners up that, through no fault of their own, they will soon find...

MBA (84), Nigeria
Answered by Auntie Kaitlin

Unanswered Problems
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Credit Crunch - Money saving tips

- H Lehman, US
15.09.2008

Hiding truth about my cancer

- Jade Goody (27), UK
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Agony Aunties
Auntie Kaitlin
American to the core
27 responses
Vatasha Rupert
Trendy and bendy
24 responses
Mrs Ginger
Just wants what's best
22 responses
Jayne Fott
Psychologist
21 responses
Brad the Lad
Charm is his middle name
20 responses
Professor Tommy
Practical & sympathetic
18 responses
Psychic Psindy
Mystical
17 responses
Uncle Luke
Talents yet to be unfolded
13 responses
Auntie Richbob
Retired
7 responses
Judge Gaw
Budding lawyer
4 responses
Dr Alice
Trainee medical student
2 responses

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