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25.08.2008

Serial Killer Art

Dear Aunties,

I've been asked to create a collection of sculptures and portraits to promote the 2012 Olympics. The promoters asked me to "Really sell Britain."

So far my statue of Rosemary West made from broken patio slabs is looking lovely, but I don't have enough used condoms to complete my giant Peter Sutcliffe collage.

Do you think it will matter if I fill one or two prophylactics with flour and water?

Harv, London
11.04.2009
Dear Harv,

Nobody will buy Britain, whatever you put in your condoms.

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