When I die, I want to donate my body to science. However I don't want anybody to see my dead cock. Can this be arranged?
This is a question I'm asked time and again. The solution is to have your penis surgically removed whilst you are still alive.
On another note, your horoscope for this month says that it's time to say goodbye to a treasured friend. However I do not know enough about you to understand the meaning of this bizarre cryptic message.
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