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01.09.2008

Faking own death - Dos and Don'ts

Dear Aunties,

My wife, Barbara, has got our family into a lot of debt with her gambling addiction. I'm going to fake my own death so that we can get the insurance money. Have you got any tips on how to avoid getting caught?

Simon (42), Cardiff, UK
14.01.2009
Dear Simon,

I would advise that you stopped revealing your plans in a public forum however, what's more fashionable that faking your own death? Getting caught faking your own death!

If you can manage to get found out around two years after claiming life insurance money you'll be all over the news! So go somewhere hot, use the opportunity to get a really good tan and lose a few pounds off that beer belly.

If you look a treat when the TV crews come knocking on your door, you'll probably get to host your own reality TV show (when you get out of jail.)

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