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"Cyberhunk or my best mate?"
12.04.2009

My best mate's cyber boyfriend wants me!

Dear Aunties,

my best friend has a boyfriend shes never met she just speeks to him on msn shes seen him on webcam lots and i speek to him to and i fancy him now and he fancys me he wants to dump my best friend and he sed we should go out with each other just not tell her but i feel bad and if she fount out she wud kill me and never speek to me ever again what should i do ??

please help me :(

confused
12.04.2009
Dear confused,

How in the world did you manage to woo a man using your online communication skills alone? You've used as many punctuations marks in the smiley you conclude with as the rest of the letter and there is not a capital letter in sight.

Still, every woman reaches a crossroads where she has to choose between her best friend and a man she's never met. It is one of the hardest decisions known to womankind.

Hope this helps.

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