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blue woman
27.01.2011

I have magic children

Dear Aunties,

I have five children and they all have blue eyes! What are the chances? Also, they all have names containing the letter "e" and we didn't realise until we ran out of fridge magnets!

Ever since I was pregnant with my first, Emma, these big coincidences have been occurring in my life, particularly concerning my children.

Does that mean I have magic children, and if so, how can I maximise their powers?

Emily (42), Suffolk, UK
29.01.2011
Dear Emily,

Magic children? Don't be so preposterous - this isn't Hogwarts!

No, what we say in serious supernatural circles, is "mystical children".

Get back to me when you've learnt to take their special powers seriously.

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