Showing problems tagged with food
thoughtful woman
"Pork chops or fish 'n' chops?"
23.09.2008

The astrology of food

Dear Aunties,

What should I have for dinner tonight? I'm a libra.

Anonymous
24.09.2008
Dear Anonymous,

***HIT THE SPOOF ADVISORY - BEWARE OF PHISHING EMAILS. DO NOT TRUST MONEY ORDERS OR INTERNATIONAL DELIVERY***

You don't need to cook tonight. I see something very grave in your stars. A grave. You'll be dead by morning. Therefore treat yourself - you only need to keep two obols aside to get across the River Styx - to something really exotic. I'd recommend the chippy. Then transfer what's left into my bank account - details to follow.

Are you available between 7am and 7pm every weekday for transfer of this item? What condition is the item in? I am willing to pay €*43-_ for this item. My shipping company will get in contact, but I am about to take a trip to Alaska.

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