Showing problems tagged with harassment
Unimpressed man
"Harassed by my psycho ex"
18.08.2008

Why is former lover stalking me?

Dear Aunties,

On Friday night I met a girl and I told her she was the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen. At first she was skeptical but I bought her a drink and we chatted until the pub closed. When we were finally asked to leave we swapped numbers but when we kissed goodbye it was clear the night was not over. I went back to hers and we made love three times and in the morning I thanked her for a wonderful evening and went home.

Then on Sunday afternoon she sent me a text telling me how she'd spent the day and this morning she tried to add me on Facebook. Why does she think I want to hear from her? How long will I have to put up with this harassment for?

Simon (22), Birmingham, UK
13.01.2009
Dear Simon,

That is well out of order! Still, you should have had a fake number handy. In the future give them this one: 0789129711. I'll make sure that I provide a shoulder for them to cry on.

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