Showing problems tagged with health

Unwanted drainage

Although nearing my late 20s, I still find I wake up with a 'wet' dream occasionally. Whilst a short moment of untainted bliss, this can still take it out of one somewhat. Particularly...

TonightsTheNight (28), Wetlands
Answered by Mrs Ginger

Help! I'm stuck to an epilator!

Whilst preparing for a date I got a bit of my labia caught in an epilator. Please can you provide a solution ASAP as it is really starting to chafe.

Mo (33), Kent, UK
Answered by Vatasha Rupert

The perils of meticulous dental hygiene

I'th goth thwapped thendal thloth. Thwat thall I thoo?

Thimon (17), Thailisbury, UK
Answered by Vatasha Rupert
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Have a Heart - Will lover make it?

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The man I love lies dangerously ill in a hospital bed praying a heart donor will come along in the next few days, if not then he may well die. When we met it was like magic and I can see us...

Cherie (34), Hertfordshire, UK
Answered by Jayne Fott

Walking around in my knickers

If I walk around my apartment in my knickers, what's the worst that can happen?

Ginny (27), Oxford, UK

All my paws were amputated!

Early last year I was involved in an unfortunate lawn mower accident and lost both of my feet. Fortunately "Wheels for freaks" presented me with a suped up wheel chair but in September, I...

Celina (28), Cumbria, UK
Answered by Vatasha Rupert
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Might I have a virus?

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I think I've caught a computer virus. I opened an email attachment and almost immediately I began to feel nauseous. Now I have a bad headache and an inner ear itch. Might I die?

Diggory (19), Suffolk, UK
Answered by Auntie Kaitlin

I'd give an arm and a leg to lose weight

Since hearing about the anti-obesity drug, rimonabant, I've thought of nothing else. I am currently a size 10 and dream of being thin. You can imagine my disappointment when I was told I...

Anonymous
Answered by Auntie Kaitlin
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Poo-poo Boo-boo - I'm a tortured victim!

- Worried (19), Cowley
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Blue Blood - Will kids inherit freak hair?

- SC (28), Oxford, UK
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Back to basics - Mortifying problem

- Blazer Ghough (33), Youthamptin
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Party pees

- Leviathana B'nana (45), Great Scottsburgh
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- Carl (37), Essex, UK
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I have a singing groinal growth

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