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"I resist my vampire urges!"
27.09.2008

Can Vampire give blood?

Dear Aunties,

I was infected with vampireism three years ago but have thus far managed to control my urges to bite people. I would like to take things one step further by donating blood to save lives. However I am unsure whether or not it is safe for vampires to give blood. Is it?

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Draco (31), Yorkshire, UK
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