Showing problems tagged with health
Thoughtful lass
"How can I pees people?"
30.07.2008

Party pees

Dear Aunties,

I pee rainbows on Fridays. At first I was glad to have a talking point but now I have realised it doesn't go down too well at parties (at least not with the host). How can I impress people without being landed with a bill for a through pile shampooing?

Leviathana B'nana (45), Great Scottsburgh
01.08.2008
Dear Leviathana B'nana,

Gay pride organisers are always looking to out stage each other with tasteless novelty acts. You might not be outlandish enough but it's worth a try.

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