My printer is too prude to output swear words. Yesterday I tried to print a list of my favourite songs and out came:

'Falling for the first time' - Ladies in the Noody

'Anarchy in...

Is there a verb meaning "to auntie?" And if so, how is it spelt?

If not, what verb would you use to describe the valuable work that you do here?

Can there ever be such a thing as MORE perfect? I've been thinking about this for a few hours now and it's doing my head in.

Aunts, I can only

communicate in haiku:

what is one to do?

Someone I know is becoming progressively shy. I've been counting the words he says to people and they are decreasing by as many as five point seven per day!

Today he only used fifteen...