"My love is true."

I'm in love with best friend's wardrobe

I'm in love with my best friend's wardrobe. It is tall, mahogany and basically everything you've always wanted from a closet.

My best friend is very close to her wardrobe, they always sleep in the same room and she trusts it with her things. I don't think their relationship is of a sexual nature but I think it is intimate enough for her not to want to share it.

I really don't want to upset my best friend but I just can't stop thinking about the wardrobe. What should I do?