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Should I cut off my penis?

I like masterbating alot. I can't stop. I do it to almost everything. I've been thing about cutting off my penis. What do I do?

Phil (12), Ohio
Answered by Brad the Lad and Jayne Fott
Tags sex

I get off on the Queen's Speech

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The only thing that turns me on is Her Majesty's Christmas speech. I've tried porn, sex with a partner and oysters but nothing hits the spot better than watching old Liz standing in front of a...

Eddie (52), London, UK
Answered by Brad the Lad
Tags sex, christmas

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