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How to succeed as a singer

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I'm a pretty awesome singer, even if I do say so myself. What do I need to do to stand out from the crowd and me a global sensation?

Moll (47), Cardiff, UK
Answered by Vatasha Rupert
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Serial Killer Art

I've been asked to create a collection of sculptures and portraits to promote the 2012 Olympics. The promoters asked me to "Really sell Britain."

So far my statue of Rosemary West made...

Harv, London
Answered by Mrs Ginger

Addicted to stupid website

I'm addicted to this website. It's full of colourful stories that you never know whether to take seriously or not, its contributors are off the wall, and the opinions expressed range from...

Amanda (23), Middlesex, UK
Answered by Vatasha Rupert
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Murderer not granted parole to appear on Big Brother

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I was never a calm child, but when I hit 21 I started having homicidal tendencies and I'd killed three people by the time I was 25. I have been in a secure institution for the criminally insane...

Nettie Vanderwho (32), Broadmore Hospital, UK
Answered by Vatasha Rupert
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I want to write for Hit the Spoof

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CAN I wRITE FOR UR WEBSITE PLEASE???? I AM GOOD AT ANSERING PROBLEMS + VERY FUNNY!!!!!!

Anonymous
Answered by Auntie Kaitlin
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How to lose my granny tranny reputation

When I was just a boy, I was cast as a cross-dressing granny grabber in a blockbuster movie. What steps can I take to shake my granny-tranny image?

Danny (19), UK
Answered by Professor Tommy
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Falling Star

I'm a has-been reality TV star whose profile is falling rapidly. What can I do to bounce back up the fame ladder?

Anonymous, UK
Answered by Auntie Kaitlin
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Key to tabloid success?

I'm the assistant editor of a tabloid newspaper and our sales are decreasing rapidly. What can we do to get more readers?

A.N. Executive (53), London
Answered by Jayne Fott

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