Whilst under extreme pressure just before my finals, I remembered something my gran used to tell me would increase my brain power, and devoured the entire contents of my girlfriend's tropical...

Ever since a kid I've loved to swim. I like boating too but nothing beats actually feeling the water against your skin and the sand beneath your feet.

Why do I feel more comfortable in...

I heard on the radio that plagues of killer Asian Lady Boys are threatening our ecosystem. The news reader even said that our British Lady Boys could die out!

What should I do if I spot...

I read in The Independent that animal rights group, Peta, are urging Ben and Jerry's to make their ice cream from human breast milk instead of dairy, believing it is cruel to forcefully...

My girlfriend sleeps amongst a pile of cats. It's disgusting. She said she'd die if anything bad happened to any one of them. How can I get my girlfriend alone without killing her?

My next door neighbour, a keen animal rights activist, has a vicious pet cat who has, thus far, killed three of my homing pigeons, my daughter's hamster and many assorted wild rodents.

In...

My friend is making slanderous comments about the sexual orientation of my cat. I will love my cat unconditionally but I am afraid that he'll be rejected by feline society and ridiculed by...

I was walking my pet dog Loganberry out on the marsh the other day and I came across a small green-headed creature with only 2 legs and a funny protruding yellow mouth. Schoolchildren seemed to...