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annoying cat belonging to crazy girlfriend
"My girlfriend is always surrounded by pussy."
14.09.2008

Girlfriend is pussy mad

Dear Aunties,

My girlfriend sleeps amongst a pile of cats. It's disgusting. She said she'd die if anything bad happened to any one of them. How can I get my girlfriend alone without killing her?

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Martin (25), Blackpool, UK
17.09.2008
Dear Martin,

This may sound obvious, but have you tried taking her to your house? The cats don't come with her, do they? If they do, I'd suggest running the other way, and quickly.

from Auntie Kaitlin
Tags: relationships, nature
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