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dramatic woman by tony culshaw
16.10.2008

Plagues of Asian Lady Boys

Dear Aunties,

I heard on the radio that plagues of killer Asian Lady Boys are threatening our ecosystem. The news reader even said that our British Lady Boys could die out!

What should I do if I spot an Asian Lady Boy? There is a tranny at the end of my street, does she need protection?

Terry (45), Berkshire, UK
18.10.2008
Dear Terry,

Birds. LadyBIRDs.

Lady birds are insects. Trannies are a completely different kettle or vermin!

Do let me know if you spot one though, and I'll stalk its house and throw eggs at it when it pokes its freak body out the door to retrieve "Abominations Weekly."

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