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30.07.2008

Marshmonster - What is that creature?

Dear Aunties,

I was walking my pet dog Loganberry out on the marsh the other day and I came across a small green-headed creature with only 2 legs and a funny protruding yellow mouth. Schoolchildren seemed to be throwing bread at it. I have never seen anything like it in all my life! I only know I didn't imagine it because Loganberry tried to mate with it and a feathery tussle ensued.

What was this beast and what could it mean?

Phalice Cupcake (25), Bulging
31.07.2008
Dear Phalice Cupcake,

It sounds like you spotted an injured, jealous duck-billed platypus what has had feathers superglued to it by rotters. When pondering the question "Who would do such a thing?" I suggest you look no further than the schoolchildren who are clearly sadistic yet misguided - most forms of bread are soft and will not damage this Australian semi-aquatic mammal.

Alternatively it could be a creature from another planet. Wait and see if aliens pop out of Loganberry's belly and if not, assume you're in Australia.

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