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Masculine cat
"Could my tom cat be gay?"
24.08.2008

Lesbian Pussies and Gay Bitches

Dear Aunties,

My friend is making slanderous comments about the sexual orientation of my cat. I will love my cat unconditionally but I am afraid that he'll be rejected by feline society and ridiculed by homophobic cats.

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Anonymous
24.08.2008
Dear Anonymous,

Dogs are male, cats are female so all cats are lesbians.

from Auntie Richbob
Tags: sexuality, nature
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