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01.11.2010

Billy might not be my real Father

Dear Aunties,

My twin sister and I were very happy with our lives in Oxfordshire, but then something happened to make me question everything!

On her deathbed, my mother said something that lead me to believe that the man who brought us up, Billy, might not be our birth father.

What do you think I should do about it?

Jenna (17), Radlington, Oxfordshire
29.01.2011
Dear Jenna,

Honestly, nothing. That man brought you up, he deserves to be called Daddy.

However, accepting nothing as a cause of action will generate at most, a short poem. If you want to write a full length novel about it, to sell on Kindle, then I suggest rushing down to Cornwall without any money or place to stay, and putting your trust in complete strangers.

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