I am a young man with a static penis and I found a vibrator in my girlfriend's pants drawer. It is similar in shape and breadth to my own penis but buzzes when you twist its end. I've tried twisting both the base and the tip of my penis, but still no vibrations.
This makes me feel so inadequate. Will I ever be able to satisfy my girlfriend without a vibrating cock? If not, how can I make mine buzz?
Girls only use vibrators when they can't get hold of a dick with a pulse. Nothing a woman can make or buy will be as good as the real deal, so don't sweat it.
Get revenge by leaving a blow up sex doll on her side of the bed, then she'll know what inadequacy feels like.
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