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Repressed soul
Subjected to hideous psychological torture
24.08.2008

Poo-poo Boo-boo - I'm a tortured victim!

Dear Aunties,

We all know that in this day and age, verbal abuse has taken the place as the chief cause of psychological harm to our ever vulnerable and sensitive population. Damage suffered can take the form of low self-esteem, ostricisation and even the questioning of one's existence. I myself was victim to such slanderous vocalisations recently and have suffered pangs of inner most resentment towards myself and the perpetrator of this act ever since.

What then, do you suggest about the fact that I was called a 'poo-poo head' and never apologised to?

Worried (19), Cowley
24.08.2008
Dear Worried,

A poo-poo head? What sort of immature, unintelligent person did you talk to? You are clearly a very sad individual. If you think that poo-head is an insult or if you are getting worried about 'insults' from a small child, then there is clearly no hope for you.

Stop wasting my time and let me answer questions from people with real problems. And you are a wee-wee head.

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