There's a guy at my pottery class that I absolutely hate. He's arrogant, vulgar and outspoken. I always leave the class feeling furious and wanting to strangle him. He seems to think that all women fancy him.
How do I get someone like that into bed?
The trick is to appear to be his number one fan whilst strategically lowering his self-esteem.
He needs to be worshipped, so show that you're prepared to laugh at all of his jokes and occasionally faint when he comes into the room.
However if his self-esteem stays too high then he may think he's too good for you and just laugh at your pathetic crush. This is why you get your best mate to sleep with him and then tell him he has a tiny cock.
Good luck!
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