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"My idol."
09.09.2008
Dear Aunties,
I model myself on Tobias Funke. I blue myself before going to work. I wear cut-offs to avoid being naked and all of my sentences are laced with homosexual innuendo.
However my bride to be tells me she is not happy for me to stand beside her in church, painted blue and wearing cut-offs, saying "I'd like to get my ring around that chubby analry."
Why not?
Toby (42), Bristol, UK
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